Just in case you forgot tomorrow is Valentine’s Day:

Oh, sure. I can see it now:

Hey, honey, I ditched the Godiva chocolates this year and got you disembodied arms that talk.

Because nothing says “I love you” like disembodied arms that talk. Is it just me, or is that ten different kinds of creepy?

Seriously, I picture these arms springing to life in the middle of the night while their unsuspecting recipient sleeps in his/her bed. Then, the slow-mo crawl across the floor with its fat Mickey Mouse fingers, up and onto the bed, the recorded message playing on a continuous loop until its meaning becomes tragically ironic.

Yeah. Nothing says Valentine’s Day like that.

A far, far better Valentine’s Day gift (for yourself or others) is a signed copy of Stupid Cupid and a <3 Tee fro Think Geek. Today’s the last day to enter. Simply comment here to be in the running.

Oh, I know, opinions vary about Valentine’s Day. It could be great. Then again, it could suck. If you’re anticipating the gi-normous box of very expensive chocolates and they don’t materialize, it could really suck.

But wait! Don’t you think it might suck a little less with one of these?

I thought so. Would you like one? Or maybe one for a significant someone in your life? (You could give one to your sister–I would–that would be cool.)

If so, stop back on Saturday for our Geek Girl’s Guide to Surviving Valentine’s Day contest.

We’d love to give you the shirt off our back.