Our guest this week, Julie Linker, is currently dealing with a lime-green Chihuahua. Darcy is still on her school visit. So I bring you this educational snippet from our inbox.

To: Charity
From: Darcy
Subject: Mushroom hunting

What? They don’t hunt for mushrooms in Minnesota? Seriously?

It’s a rite of spring in Illinois. It involves walking through the woods with your head down. Occasionally you need to look up — for clues. Mushrooms tend to grow beneath elm trees, especially dying elms. They also sometimes prefer to grow beneath ash or wild fruit trees. If you’re on the sunny side of a slope, you might be in luck — but it doesn’t have to be hilly; mushrooms sometimes grow in the flat areas, but only on the edges, unless they grow in the middle. It’s not an exact science.

Five of us tromped through the woods for a couple of hours. My brother found two mushrooms, his girlfriend found one. My step dad, who is so renowned for his mushroom hunting skills that he was once featured in a full page article re: mushroom hunting (Bob Jarvis – A Fungi) found zero.

It was still fun.

I Googled. Apparently people do hunt mushrooms in Minnesota (I assume this happens after the snow melts). So, how about you? Any unusual rites of spring in your neck of the woods (or Internet, as the case may be)?

2 Responses to “The definitive geek girl’s guide to mushroom hunting”
  1. Tab says:

    Darcy-

    What happened to the “five” + “one” you found and the “25″ your mom found? You know — that’s how rumors get started! LOL BTW: I found one mushroom and one tick……technically, the tick found me — 8 hours later!

    Your (‘lil bro’s) GF

  2. darcy says:

    ha!
    For those of you not in the know –
    My mom and I cut out early. We left a note on my step dad’s van saying we found 25 + 5+1. And we did. My mom found a quarter (25). I found a nickel (5). I also found one dried up mushroom of the variety known locally as a *ahem* peckerhead – no ssly, I’m pretty sure that’s the Latin name for it!
    So my baby bro gets back to the van, sees the note, believes it because our mother does not lie, tells the folks pulling up in the parking lot … who get so excited that they run off into the woods leaving their van door wide open.
    LOL. Only in Westville!

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