Todd’s friend Brian here with an important public service announcement: Prom is fast approaching! If you are lucky enough to have persuaded an actual live human female to attend the event with you, you must begin planning NOW!

First up: Apparel. You might be able to get away with something like this:

But if your date expects something more formal, consider this:

You might be saying: Dude, I heard girls are all like “Our colors have to match!” What if my date picks out a dress that clashes with Coke? Do not despair. Fortunately, we live in the Golden Age of Caffeinated Beverages:

You should be able to find a perfect match with very little effort.

Next we turn to flowers: I’m sure your girl unit will be uber impressed when you slip one of these duck tape corsages on her wrist:

Chicks dig D-I-Y

Finally, once you get to the dance, you’ve got to fill the evening somehow. I recommend developing mad dance skillz, like this: